Adios, Freaks

Carl Sagan would have probably told me to stop being a bitch. 

But, whatever.

 

I was pulling up my sock on Avenue A

and there were a lot of people looking

or maybe I made that memory up

So, what I mean is:

I was pulling up my sock on Avenue A.

 

This is shortly after I met you

Cameron Diaz

 

27. 

Twenty-Seven. times pulling up my sock on Avenue A.

 

there's really no need to explain, Cam.

 

I'm holding my stuffed animals out the window and I'm screaming

i'm screaming

 

And 

there

Was

 

people of the world, hello

 

 

This

 is

 my

 life