STICK TO THE PLAN

My best friend left the bar at 1pm. A twelve hour run. Impressive. He's smarter than most.

I took a cab from Rockaway Beach. One-hundred bucks. It sounds like I'm rich. but I'm not. I was wearing mismatched socks.

So, we're running down First Avenue.

Running and pushing each other into snowbanks and then

you throw a taco in my face.          Excellent.

People are staring at us like we are lunatics.

AND I'M STARING RIGHT BACK

Who says adults can't enjoy the delicacies of Mexican cuisine. 

It is a free country, eh?