Roy Orbison Playing Gently in the Background

"you got yourself into this. you get yourself out of it.

but, call me after."

I'd say the same.

lying down

holding my boobs

thinking about having sex with all the girls that didn't like me back.

Goodbye, unknown lovers.

trying to brainstorm 

A tax warrant, some food in the fridge, a ticket to California next week.

I got this.

As much as the other American guys have got that, I've got this.

It's 8:33 pm and somewhere someone is going insane

It's 8:33 pm and Roy Orbison is playing gently in the background.