Small Soy Cap

I'm drinking a soy cappuccino 

Cuz I'm a bitch

And because America is teaching us to want to be allergic to everything

remarkable really

~We're livin' the life... we're doin' it right... we're never gunna be unsatisfffieed...~

Sing it to me Katy.

I might opt out today

ditch my banana on the shelf next to some apple juice

and walk quietly out of the store

Or maybe I'll go eat a giant hoogie sandwich 

with my friends in Rockaway Beach

Today is the Super Bowl

So, mainly,

I just would like to say:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

CONGRATS

and BEST WISHES

AMERICA.

I'd slap your ass if I could